Assorted Borgisms
Allright. I'll admit it. I'm a startrek fan. But these are funny
to me. So I started collecting them.
Got more good ones ? mail me.
- "Oh bother," said the Borg, "We have assimilated Pooh."
- Assimilation is irrelevant. You are futile.
- The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
- Bumpersticker on Borg ship: "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."
- I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated
- I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.
- DANGER - 10,000 Ohms." Funny, I thought resistance was futile..
- We are fieldnetworking team of Borg, you will be connected, resistance is futile.
- I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be.
- Welcome to Borger King. Your way is irrelevant.
- I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.
- I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim ... ooooohhh, donut!
- We are MicroSoft of Borg, you will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant. Your memory will be limited to 640 Kb.
- Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
- BorgDOS v9.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]
- Hooooowdy! We'uns is the Borg, son! Yall just pree-pare t'be assimilated now, y'hear?
- We are Infinity of Borg. Bandwidth is futile. You will be queued.
- We are a phone company. Resistance is futile.
- Resistance futile is.
Assimilated you will be.
- Yoda Of Borg
- I am Moe of Borg, you will be... oh, a wise guy eh? Take that!Nyuck nyck nyck!
- I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated.
- I am Pentium III of Borg. Deactivation is futile. Prepare to be identified.
- You have reached the Borg... Press 1 to be assimilated...Press 2 for....
- We are Helmut Kohl of Borg: You will be reunioned!
Koos van den Hout, koos+web@kzdoos.xs4all.nl