Assorted Borgisms

Allright. I'll admit it. I'm a startrek fan. But these are funny to me. So I started collecting them.

• "Oh bother," said the Borg, "We have assimilated Pooh."
• Assimilation is irrelevant. You are futile.
• The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt.
• Bumpersticker on Borg ship: "Blonde Borgs have the same fun."
• I am Flanders of Borg. Prepare to be assimilly-limilly-lated
• I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.
• DANGER - 10,000 Ohms." Funny, I thought resistance was futile..
• We are fieldnetworking team of Borg, you will be connected, resistance is futile.
• I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be.
• Welcome to Borger King. Your way is irrelevant.
• I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated.
• I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim ... ooooohhh, donut!
• We are MicroSoft of Borg, you will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant. Your memory will be limited to 640 Kb.
• Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
• BorgDOS v9.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]
• Hooooowdy! We'uns is the Borg, son! Yall just pree-pare t'be assimilated now, y'hear?
• We are Infinity of Borg. Bandwidth is futile. You will be queued.
• We are a phone company. Resistance is futile.
• Resistance futile is.
  Assimilated you will be.
  - Yoda Of Borg
• I am Moe of Borg, you will be... oh, a wise guy eh? Take that!Nyuck nyck nyck!
• I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated.
• I am Pentium III of Borg. Deactivation is futile. Prepare to be identified.
• You have reached the Borg... Press 1 to be assimilated...Press 2 for....
• We are Helmut Kohl of Borg: You will be reunioned!