German-language extortion spam seems to be the new rage. After the livecamflatrate stuff, I received something that looked like an official court summons to stop spamming. Yes, quite amusing. But, a simple google search finds lots of German blogposts about the Widerruf der Genehmigung zur Speicherung meiner Daten fuer gewerbliche Zwecke. To all those spammers: I don't live in Germany, so you can stop try to extort money from me via the German courts.